If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

abbiegoth:

heatherm00ch:

jordanorsomething:

punkrawkanarkay:

Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.

dogcats

STOP

I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you

(Source: daranon, via paint-the-world-with-me)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via zorcher)

watchtheskytonight:

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

(Source: thefrogman.me, via arcanefrost)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via cumrun)

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

(via tomrny)

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via tomrny)

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via arcanefrost)

thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

(via theteenpauladeen)

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”

(Source: comesclean, via paint-the-world-with-me)

The life of a third wheel

(Source: awesomephilia, via timelordangel)

apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving african child

(Source: ohioisonfiire, via hate)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(Source: unp, via condommodel)

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

(via theteenpauladeen)